Taken from syntax.co.uk:

The first screen to hit your eyes when you load McMurphy's Mansion is a request for your name for the 'Official Durham, Scotland Register'. I wondered if Durham had been moved across the border without anyone noticing, but discarded that as an idea. So, gritting my Scottish teeth, I entered my name, to be faced with 'Are you a laddie or a lassie?' Shaking my head at a Texan's idea of Scot-speak, I entered Lassie and got on with the game.

http://www.syntax2000.co.uk/issues/13/mcmurphy.rev.txt